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fuck them for fucking you up like that, they had no right doing that to you.
is this about one direction
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sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.
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I think about the economics of heterosexuality all the time. So many men I know act like prison wardens over their wives for spending anything because he makes more money than her and is therefore the default Keeper of the money. Like even in non-abusive relationships I just see this tremendous ache from women who want/(ed) more from life but don’t feel like they have a right to want because they are financially dependent on a man in their life.
It’s like I know so many bi and straight women in financially abusive relationships with men and it kills me. I know lesbians financially dependent on their abusive/fathers and I know gay women struggling endlessly against the economics of heterosexuality for existing it’s really like why the abolition of patriarchy seems impossible without the abolition of capitalism to me
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Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.
So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes. Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students. Like all the time. It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher. Plato thought this was bullshit. He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them. He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did. Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example. So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.
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i want to study at a British university
i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.
i wish i was british :(
i want to study at a Soviet university
i will spell color as цвет and use degrees Communist. i would watch Семнадцать мгновений весны on Программа Один all night while drinking vodka with with my comrades. i’ll have borscht and potatoes every day that’s worth 5 rubles. I would go to Soviet rallies every night. i am also more likely to meet Cossacks, Kino, Bulat Okudzhava and Josef Stalin.
i wish i was soviet :(
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